Smash Queue

14 June 2017


IF Spring Man/Ribbon Girl is in the next Smash, I think this is a very accurate piece of symbolism. Him cutting in line because of his unique qualities as a boxer with long arms, you know. Don’t make me explain the joke!

Wahssist Trophy

3 July 2018


Even I am amazed by the amount of hidden details I have been able to cram in here. This Friday, I’ll post a blog post revealing all of them on our Patreon!

Everyone Is Dead (Everyone is Home)

22 August 2018


I can hear you thinking: shouldn’t Bowser be dead because of the Shulk trailer? The answer is no, that was in the Smash 4-era, when they still used stunt doubles. Ultimate is the real deal. Everyone will die before this game is even released.

Painchu (Everyone is Home)

29 August 2018


I have now degraded to drawing sadistic Pokémon that hurt themselves. Furry porn exclusive to Patrons is only a small step away.

Roster Imposter (Everyone is Home)

5 September 2018


You may think this is yet another overdone Waluigi joke. But no! It’s actually a statement on the thousands of Fire Emblem swordsmen in Smash.

This Game’s Dinner Is… (Everyone is Home)

12 September 2018


Reddit user Greasy-Gabe came up with the “Everyone is Home” title for this series and I love it! (Since the unofficial tagline for Smash Ultimate is “Everyone is Here!”)

The Legendary Secretary (Everyone is Home)

19 September 2018


The only reason I would NOT want Isabelle in Smash is because I don’t want that little fluffy ball of wholesomeness to get hurt.

Biceps from the Bronx (Everyone is Home)

26 September 2018


Jolt Haymaker the f*ck outta here, Mac.