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138: Shimano back tattoo or one day among baby roleplayers?
137: Breakfast from Elizabeth Olsen or a magic show from Paul Bettany?
136: Eating with a Freddy mask or animatronic waiters?
135: Choose your 2021 Perk Pack!
134: Santa Obi Wan or Santa Gandalf?
133: Toad, Chief and Rillaboom or Waluigi, Doom Slayer and Cinderace?
132: One day in 2077 or Keanu Reeves video calls
131: 2020 aliens or 2020 dinosaurs?
130: Smash Bros Anime or Smash Bros Superheroes?
129: Sylvester Stallone stand or Arnold Schwarzenegger stand?
129: PlayStation 5 waifu or Xbox Series X waifu?
128: Jurassic Park or Cretaceous Park?
126: Maskini or Trump suit?
125: Snake tongue or demon eyes?
124: Monkey form or Elephant form
123: FIFA 21 box art or Ronaldo in Smash
122: Gravity-changing powers or time-slowing powers?
121: 24 hours of Hogwarts or 24 hours of Star Wars?
120: A Trump PlayStation or an ahegao Xbox?
119: A Tony Hawk shield or a Chris Evans skateboard?
118: Speaking Chinese vs. delayed movies for 30 bucks
117: Instantly successful games vs. being a Fall Guy
116: Flight skills vs. Bing maps
115: Fox friends vs. traditional samurai hair
114: Expert marksmanship vs. forbidden Wests
113: Free Xbox Series X vs. green walls
112: 1,000-Fold Arms vs. origami toilet paper
111: Arbiter's invisibility vs. daily teabagging
110: Permanent love square vs. sheep horns and underwear
109: Being handsome vs. SpongeBob laugh
108: Listen mode vs. ear mushroom
107: Free PS5 vs. destruction of a previous console
106: 20k viewers vs. Twitch emotes in everyday conversation
105: Noclip mode vs. 8x8 face
104: Tony Hawk skills vs. Superman by Goldfinger
103: Winning every (pod)race vs. course, rough, irritating sand
102: Knowing Scandinavian languages vs. the Queen's wrath
Final Wooper vs. Beta Wooper
100: Sun-summoning powers vs. Dark Souls mouth animations
99: Free flights vs. traveling cutscenes
99: Back to 1997 vs. Cloud arms
97: Talking to cats vs. nocturnal trenchcoats
96: The ultimate Animal Crossing - Doom crossover
95: Virus immunity vs. Corona beer coffee
94: Fireball powers vs. death tortoises
93: ZA WARUDO vs. green lips
92: Magic pockets vs. mole ramblings
91: Jim Carrey's skills vs. Sonic OC during dates
90: Hyena friends vs. being Daddy's Lil' Monster
89: A Superbowl halftime slot vs. singing the anthem every year
88: A lifetime of free hotdogs vs. no more spaghetti
87: Instant transmission vs. Vegeta face
86: No fall damage vs. human cats
85: Iron Man armor for WW3 vs. Stormtrooper squadmates
84: Every single TDCD upside of 2019 vs. every single TDCD downside of 2019
83: A healthy Balthazar vs. Balthazar shitposts
82: Perfect hair vs. licking strangers
81: Baby Yoda vs. Baby Yoda spoilers
80: Cold immunity vs. Let it Go-sneezes
79: Sonic speed vs. Sonic eyes
78: Personal carrier Norman Reedus vs. No more fast-travel
77: Tree-sprouting powers vs. No Nut Life
76: Phasing through walls vs. Not being able to move
75: Dynamaxing vs. Turd clouds
74: New Geralt looks vs. Old Geralt looks
73: Unbreakable bones vs. Spoopy skeleton reflections
72: Being a joker vs. Leto tattoos
71: Geese warging vs. honklaugh
70: Stando vs. farting dogs
69: Ripped like a COG vs. locust-induced soul patches
68: You'll float vs. wake-up make-up
67: Spidey back vs. Butt-webs
66: A new language vs. phone swiping
65: No more anxiety vs. Rough awakenings
64: Switch port powers vs. Cheeto controllers
63: Inkling powers vs. Calamari smell
62: All Pokémon in Sword and Shield vs. Zubat designs
61: Eleven's psychic abilities vs. Sailor Steve's outfit
60: Waluigi in Smash vs. Banjo-Kazooie out of Smash
59: Three Protagonists in Breath of the Wild 2 vs. Swapped voices
58: Talking to Toys vs. Minion Story
57: Joining X-Men vs. Redhead Enemies
56: Three wishes vs. Will Smith everywhere
55: America's Ass vs. Asgard's Beer Belly
54: Dog companion for life vs. Stalker Keanu Reeves
53: More Game of Thrones vs. Fake dragons
52: A good Sonic movie vs. A bad Detective Pikachu sequel
51: Fun gaming buddies vs. A cringey name
50: Smash DLC of your choice vs. Abandoning your main
49: The Force vs. Palpatine's Face
48: Argument freeze vs. Being called out for lying
47: Badass Samurai vs. Sudoku
46: Sinnoh Remake vs. Fire/Fighting
45: Halo: Master Chief Collection vs. Luigi gets Sold
44: Skrull shapeshifting vs. the 90s
43: Steve Irwin vs. PETA
42: Spaceship vs. Amputated Legs
41: Good Death Note vs. Halved Lifespan
40: Personal Hyperbolic Time Chamber vs. Sold Possessions
39: Resident Evil Looks vs. Zombie Looks
38: Disney Portals vs. Explaining the Kingdom Hearts Plot
37: Spiderman Powers vs. Ben/Benjamin Ban
36: Tanooki Flying Suit vs. Serious Occasions
35: Free Games vs. Favorite Game Deleted From History
34: Not Paying For Anything In 2019 vs. No Media Consumption
33: Red-Nosed Reindeer vs. Ice Level
32: Avengers: Endgame vs. Emoji Movie 24 Hours
31: Wizard/Witch Powers vs. Deatheater
30: Dragon Shouts vs. Arrow-To-The-Knee jokes
29: Pet Lion vs. Betrayal
28: Pikachu Powers vs. Wearing Eevee Ears & Tail
27: S.P.E.C.I.A.L Stats vs. Preston Calling You
26: GTA Cheat Code IRL vs. Ugly NPC Face
25: Deadeye Ability vs. Hunting
24: Iron Fist Uncancelled vs. Finn Jones
23: Smash Ballot vs. Sacrifice Current Main
22: Magic Dice vs. Mario Party
21: Mega Buster Arm vs. Exploding
20: Cool Glowing Eyes vs. Punching Old Ladies
19: Cute Puppy Secretary vs. Gibberish Animal Voice
18: Live In The Pokemon World vs. NPC Trainer
17: IRL Mario Kart Items vs. Rainbow Road
16: Best Friend Terry Crews vs. Stepbrother Logan Paul
15: Waifu/Husbando becomes reality vs. OwO h-hewwo?
14: Your Own Pokemon vs. Being 10 Years Old
13: Super Saiyan vs. Baldness
12: Winds of Winter/A dream Of Spring vs. Michael Cera
11: Lightsaber vs. Jar Jar Binks sound effects
10: The Ocarina of Time vs. Tingle's outfit
9: The Body of Chris Hemsworth or Scarlet Johansson vs. Thanos his chin
8: A Velociraptor as pet vs. Jeff Goldblum watching you sleep
7: Meet & Greet with Tom Holland vs. Spoiling the Avengers 4 script
6: Waluigi in Smash vs. Ridley out of Smash
5: Beta Typhlosion vs. Beta Feraligatr?
4: DC Extended Universe reboot vs. Played by..
3: The perfect Pokémon game vs. Paid Unlocks
2: Defender cameos vs. Avengers 4 delayed
1: Smash Newcomers vs. Stock Mode