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	88: A lifetime of free hotdogs vs. no more spaghetti
	87: Instant transmission vs. Vegeta face
	86: No fall damage vs. human cats
	85: Iron Man armor for WW3 vs. Stormtrooper squadmates
	84: Every single TDCD upside of 2019 vs. every single TDCD downside of 2019
	83: A healthy Balthazar vs. Balthazar shitposts
	82: Perfect hair vs. licking strangers
	81: Baby Yoda vs. Baby Yoda spoilers
	80: Cold immunity vs. Let it Go-sneezes
	79: Sonic speed vs. Sonic eyes
	78: Personal carrier Norman Reedus vs. No more fast-travel
	77: Tree-sprouting powers vs. No Nut Life
	76: Phasing through walls vs. Not being able to move
	75: Dynamaxing vs. Turd clouds
	74: New Geralt looks vs. Old Geralt looks
	73: Unbreakable bones vs. Spoopy skeleton reflections
	72: Being a joker vs. Leto tattoos
	71: Geese warging vs. honklaugh
	70: Stando vs. farting dogs
	69: Ripped like a COG vs. locust-induced soul patches
	68: You'll float vs. wake-up make-up
	67: Spidey back vs. Butt-webs
	66: A new language vs. phone swiping
	65: No more anxiety vs. Rough awakenings
	64: Switch port powers vs. Cheeto controllers
	63: Inkling powers vs. Calamari smell
	62: All Pokémon in Sword and Shield vs. Zubat designs
	61: Eleven's psychic abilities vs. Sailor Steve's outfit
	60: Waluigi in Smash vs. Banjo-Kazooie out of Smash
	59: Three Protagonists in Breath of the Wild 2 vs. Swapped voices
	58: Talking to Toys vs. Minion Story
	57: Joining X-Men vs. Redhead Enemies
	56: Three wishes vs. Will Smith everywhere
	55: America's Ass vs. Asgard's Beer Belly
	54: Dog companion for life vs. Stalker Keanu Reeves
	53: More Game of Thrones vs. Fake dragons
	52: A good Sonic movie vs. A bad Detective Pikachu sequel
	51: Fun gaming buddies vs. A cringey name
	50: Smash DLC of your choice vs. Abandoning your main
	49: The Force vs. Palpatine's Face
	48: Argument freeze vs. Being called out for lying
	47: Badass Samurai vs. Sudoku
	46: Sinnoh Remake vs. Fire/Fighting
	45: Halo: Master Chief Collection vs. Luigi gets Sold
	44: Skrull shapeshifting vs. the 90s
	43: Steve Irwin vs. PETA
	42: Spaceship vs. Amputated Legs
	41: Good Death Note vs. Halved Lifespan
	40: Personal Hyperbolic Time Chamber vs. Sold Possessions
	39: Resident Evil Looks vs. Zombie Looks
	38: Disney Portals vs. Explaining the Kingdom Hearts Plot
	37: Spiderman Powers vs. Ben/Benjamin Ban
	36: Tanooki Flying Suit vs. Serious Occasions
	35: Free Games vs. Favorite Game Deleted From History
	34: Not Paying For Anything In 2019 vs. No Media Consumption
	33: Red-Nosed Reindeer vs. Ice Level
	32: Avengers: Endgame vs. Emoji Movie 24 Hours
	31: Wizard/Witch Powers vs. Deatheater
	30: Dragon Shouts vs. Arrow-To-The-Knee jokes
	29: Pet Lion vs. Betrayal
	28: Pikachu Powers vs. Wearing Eevee Ears & Tail
	27: S.P.E.C.I.A.L Stats vs. Preston Calling You
	26: GTA Cheat Code IRL vs. Ugly NPC Face
	25: Deadeye Ability vs. Hunting
	24: Iron Fist Uncancelled vs. Finn Jones
	23: Smash Ballot vs. Sacrifice Current Main
	22: Magic Dice vs. Mario Party
	21: Mega Buster Arm vs. Exploding
	20: Cool Glowing Eyes vs. Punching Old Ladies
	19: Cute Puppy Secretary vs. Gibberish Animal Voice
	18: Live In The Pokemon World vs. NPC Trainer
	17: IRL Mario Kart Items vs. Rainbow Road
	16: Best Friend Terry Crews vs. Stepbrother Logan Paul
	15: Waifu/Husbando becomes reality vs. OwO h-hewwo?
	14: Your Own Pokemon vs. Being 10 Years Old
	13: Super Saiyan vs. Baldness
	12: Winds of Winter/A dream Of Spring vs. Michael Cera
	11: Lightsaber vs. Jar Jar Binks sound effects
	10: The Ocarina of Time vs. Tingle's outfit
	9: The Body of Chris Hemsworth or Scarlet Johansson vs. Thanos his chin
	8: A Velociraptor as pet vs. Jeff Goldblum watching you sleep
	7: Meet & Greet with Tom Holland vs. Spoiling the Avengers 4 script
	6: Waluigi in Smash vs. Ridley out of Smash
	5: Beta Typhlosion vs. Beta Feraligatr?
	4: DC Extended Universe reboot vs. Played by..
	3: The perfect Pokémon game vs. Paid Unlocks
	2: Defender cameos vs. Avengers 4 delayed
	1: Smash Newcomers vs. Stock Mode